These came out of the professor's own workbook that he made us purchase for about forty dollars...at least we got some laugh for our money!
"Do not use no double negatives in your writing."
"Despite the high cost of living, it remains quite popular."
"On the other hand, you have different fingers."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." -Groucho Marx
"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
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