Great Quotes...From My English Workbook?

These came out of the professor's own workbook that he made us purchase for about forty dollars...at least we got some laugh for our money!


"Do not use no double negatives in your writing."

"Despite the high cost of living, it remains quite popular."

"On the other hand, you have different fingers."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." -Groucho Marx

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

Funny Pictures

I received an email forward with these great candid shots...

"Never let go...seagull"? Apparently that's what you get for trying to imitate a movie...

Okay, seriously?

This one's my favorite.

I can't believe this was actually on a road sign...

Are you smart enough to answer this advertisement?

Wow...

This had to have been some kind of cruel joke...

Can you outrun this dog?

McDonald's Receipt

This is a receipt from McDonalds when my brother and I had lunch the other day...
He wanted barbeque sauce for his half of the Mcnuggets, I wanted sweet and sour. I was asked, "would you like any ketchup for your fries?" and I said "no thank you." After I paid and got my receipt, I looked it over. They included the two sauces, but why does it say "1 ketchup" and indented underneath, "1 no"? I found that very highly amusing. Waste of paper and ink to put in that somebody doesn't want ketchup, don't you think?
I think what was funnier was the fact that they still gave us ketchup.
They'll never learn.